JERSEY SHORE, NEW JERSEY: Hold onto your hats, ladies, it’s been unofficially announced, (Shhh!! Not official yet!)–that New Jersey’s very own Jonas Brothers may be performing a concert at the shore to benefit the “Stop Making Fun of My State Club,” which is based in Summit, New Jersey.
Those devastating Jonas boys, looking oh so serious, in a photo-op with former Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne. See??? The Jonas brothers can look very serious. (They have lots of hair, don’t they???)
“Oh my *od! I’m gonna die! They are so *od*amned cute!” said Fenesha Worstoon (13). “I’m staying up all night in a sleeping bag to make sure I get a seat at the benefit!” Her mother, Tiffany Worstoon added, “Me too.”
Who can resist Jersey boys in sleeveless t shirts, surrounded by fire???
The Jonas Brothers latest smash hit song is called Taffy.Purely coincidentally, they have started endorsing Jonas Brothers Multi-Flavored Taffy that will be sold exclusively at Cracker Barrels all over the country!!!
It has been proven scientifically that taffy strengthens the muscles of the jaw. The famous fitness guru Jack LaLanne, right before he died, recommended eating taffy daily to strengthen the sternocleidomastoid muscles. (That’s the front of your neck. Cool, huh??? Eat candy to gain muscle mass!!!)
Jack LaLanne: he insists you eat candy every day to help build muscle!! We miss you, Jack!!! (And I’m diggin’ those ballet slippers you’re wearing! Bet the Jonas Brothers wouldn’t have the guts to wear ’em!!!)
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 