UPPER SADDLE RIVER, NEW JERSEY: Ah! It’s a bittersweet time of the year–“End of Summer!” (Boo hoo!) But there’s still time to “grab the gusto” in this weekend’s “Upper Saddle River Yearly Labor Day Blowout!” Come join us at the edge of the park to catch The Upper Saddle River Crafts Fair!!! [Wally–add twitter address for Blowout here]
Last year’s crafts fair! Can you smell the excitement, and the anticipation?!?
Come feast on the famous “Saddle River Hot Dog Buffet!!” People come from as far away as Trenton, just to taste these delicious “dogs!” Don’t be left out!!!
Design your own cotton candy confection–in different Day-Glo colors! Healthy (reduced fat) and delicious! Awesome!!
Shhh! There’s a rumor–just a rumor, mind you (!) that a special Celebrity Guest may arrive at the fair to snip the red ribbon, and to judge the “Hot Dog Buffet Eating Contest.” Whoever wins, gets a special weekend at Wanda N. Pickenhouser’s condo in Bermuda (in storm season–but beggar’s can’t be choosers!!) Last year V.N. Snozner won the contest. He ate 53 of those big dogs! (And was briefly hospitalized afterwards. A year later–he’s fine!)
Shhh! There’s a rumor that Ruth Bader Ginsburg may be the official judge of the Upper Saddle River “Hot Dog Buffet Eating Contest!” Personally, I’d like to watch Justice Ginsburg eat one of our special vegetarian Tofu hot dogs! Yum, yum!!
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 