JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY: Betty White, everyone’s favorite octogenarian entertainer, is furious that she has been bumped off “Dancing with the Stars,” for a team of dancing bunnies. (We mean rabbits).
Betty White is hopping mad! And can you blame her???
Ms. White was scheduled to make a special appearance on an “All-Star Dancing with the Stars.” Her partner was reportedly supposed to be Ryan Reynolds. Rumors of an affair have been denied by both stars’ publicists.
Ryan Reynolds denies having an affair with Betty White. Why, Ryan? Are you the only one in American not in love with Betty White??
The Dancing Bunnies are a brother/sister act trained right here in Northern New Jersey. They are well-known at Rotary Club events. Their trainer, Tiffani Van Brunen sees this as the group’s “big break.” “I’m so proud of them,” she sobbed. “The’ve worked so hard all these years, with no encouragement, except from the Rotary Club. This is a real vindication,” she added. “All those who doubted us, can just go to H—. We’re going to be on network television!”
The Dancing Bunnies, at Jersey City Community College, where they train 85 hours a week in their dancing routines. Good for you, Dancing Bunnies!!!
The Dancing Bunnies practice The Alexander Technique to maintain good posture, alignment, and movement. “They look so graceful–like Fred Astaire, when they practice the technique!” enthused Tiffani.
The bunnies practice balancing waffles on top of their little heads to maintain good posture. (Isn’t that cute?!?) They are allowed to eat the waffles when they achieve perfect balance. Excellent motivator!!