TEANECK, NEW JERSEY: The Chamber of Commerce of Teaneck, New Jersey proudly announces its “First Annual Who Is The Sexiest Supreme Court Justice Alive Contest!!!”
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg!!! Some people say she’s the sexiest Supreme Court Justice alive!!!
Due to popular demand, the City Council of Teaneck, New Jersey has organized this exciting and unique contest. The City Council is hoping to lure the nominated Supreme Court Justices to Teaneck to this world-class event! [Wally–do we know anyone who knows the Justices personally? And can we email them?]
Justice Sonia Sotomayor!! Could she be the sexiest Supreme Court Justice alive?? You decide!!!
The New Jersey-ite who comes with the largest party of people, and places the largest number of votes will win unbelievable and awesome prizes! (Dinner for two at Wally Kreibman’s diner next to the Court House in Teaneck, where he will present the winner with an ultra-special “Romantic Supreme Dinner.” Featuring super-special music–everyone’s favorite retro-singing group–The Supremes!!!)
The Supremes!!! [Wally–do you think we could get the Supremes to come to Teaneck???]
Justice Antonin Scalia–is he the “Sexiest Supreme Court Justice Alive???” You decide!!
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 