PHOTO FLASH: New Jersey Life Captured in Priceless Digital Images!!!

SOUTH ORANGE, NEW JERSEY: It’s a new month: a new season!!! Time for an emotional visual recap of September, in digital photos. Let’s take a quick journey through some of our “hottest stories.” Who knew so much could happen so quickly in beautiful and charming Northern New Jersey??? It makes a hardened reporter almost tearful to look at these images, and realize how quickly life passes by! Carpe Diem!

 

Some of the lovely New Jersey “belles” who have benefited from George Clooney’s “largesse!” (We all know what that means, don’t we, ladies!!!)

Beyonce! The unconfirmed hostess of “The Housewives of Chatham, New Jersey!!!” She sings, she wiggles, she interviews–is there no end to her talent????

Why pay for expensive child care??? Why not have your child’s teeth fixed for a super-super low price, while you have fun and cavort at the Paramus Super Mall??? Dental surgery doesn’t cost that much more than a babysitter when you have the right coupon!!!

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg!!! Some people say she’s the sexiest Supreme Court Justice alive!!!

Real Housewives of Chatham New Jersey On Rampage, Singing Sensation Brought Aboard to Mediate

CHATHAM, NEW JERSEY: The “Real Housewives” television franchise continues to expand, to the delight and dismay of millions of Americans. [Wally–add their logo here]. The newest eagerly-awaited installment is “The Real Housewives of Chatham, New Jersey.”

Photos, from top to bottom: the lovely and historic post office in Chatham. The outside and inside of the historic Presbyterian Church, site of their famous “Sanctuary Music Series.”

“This show is going to awesome! Full of mayhem, deceit, and revenge!” promised the show’s producer, “Ayrah.” “Ayrah” has no last name, “like Beyonce,” whom the 22 year old producer hopes to get to host the tv series.

Beyonce! The unconfirmed hostess of “The Housewives of Chatham, New Jersey!!!”

‘I don’t know why they’re going to make a show about Chatham. It’s so boring!” whined Sabrina Freeman (14). “Precisely! That’s exactly why we moved here. I don’t want mayhem and deceit in my town! I have enough of that at my job in the city!” added her mother, Elaine Freeman, who works in New York City for the Parks Department. The tv show debuts next week.

When reached for comment about “The Housewives of Chatham, New Jersey,” Beyonce’s personal manager answered with the expected, “No comment.” However, she did confirm that Beyonce is considering becoming the “spokesperson” for the exciting Walgreen’s chain, seen above in a glamorous night time photo.

Mars Bars–reportedly Beyonce’s favorite snack–available at all Walgreens!! Taste the goodness!!!

Why not deep fry your Mars Bars?!? Good–and good for you!! (For a healthier snack, use low-fat oil when deep frying . . . )