NEWARK, NEW JERSEY: Why not amaze your friends, and adopt a baby elephant???
A little baby elephant: the perfect pet–he won’t make any trouble at all!! (And he’ll try not to grow!)
The Newark Zoo is having to cut back because of severe budget problems. (Uh oh!) So they are looking for a Good Samaritan to take in this little baby elephant (Sergio–cute name!) temporarily. It’s illegal, so shh! The zoo is also looking for a foster family to take in a number of deadly boa constrictors. (The zoo thinks it’s more prudent if you don’t have children or small pets in your home. Better safe than, etc etc. etc. Mother-in-Laws are ok!–Just kidding!!)
Why not adopt a deadly boa constrictor from the Newark Zoo? You can help them out with their budget woes, and have a great conversation starter in your home!
For the first three families that adopt boa constrictors, the Zoo will throw in a special bonus:
For every boa constrictor you adopt, the Zoo will throw in a dozen toads–free!!! Hard to resist. Contact the zoo today!!! [Wally–add zoo email address here. The Amphibian Department]
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 