PARAMUS, NEW JERSEY: Justin Beiber, the teen singing sensation, created pandemonium in Northern New Jersey today when he arrived by helicopter (at 11:37 am precisely, EST) and landed on the roof of the giant new CVS Pharmacy at the luxurious Paramus Super Mall, in Paramus, New Jersey.
Astonishing new CVS Pharmacy. Plans include adding twenty-five additional stories, with a Wolfgang Puck restaurant, luxury bowling alley, 10-screen movie theater, and super-luxury condos that will have extraordinary views of the Paramus Super Mall.
Journalists and filmmakers from all over the world recorded the historic landing on top of CVS. Crazed fans screamed, “We want Justin!” And they got him! [Wally–add touching family biography here, preferably with shots of childhood dogs and pets]
The phenomenal Justin Beiber arrives by helicopter at the luxurious Paramus Super Mall.
Beiber sang his wildly popular international hit, “Baby.” As reported earlier, Beiber’s 2010 concert at Roosevelt Field had to be canceled when the crowd grew out of control. Over 35 police units had be called in from Nassau County and Garden City. An Island Records senior vice-president was arrested because of the incident. No such mishaps were reported today.
The governor declared today “Justin Beiber Day” in Paramus and Ho-Ho-Kus. All schools were closed. Beiber gave the governor a signed DVD in thanks. The rumors of Beiber being romantically involved with Lady Gaga, and/or David Bowie have flatly denied.
Justin Beiber, accepting one of his many humanitarian awards. Remarkable for someone at the “fresh” age of 17! The governor of New Jersey’s wife declared Beiber, “adorable!”
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 