FORT LEE, NEW JERSEY: Traffic stopped, the police were called, and on-lookers were amazed, when an attractive pony (sex not reported) walked across the sidewalk of the George Washington Bridge.
The George Washington Bridge: site of the pony’s historic stroll. A pretty bridge, don’t you think??
“Oh my God!” [Wally–can we use that word?] “A friggin’ pony on the bridge? That’s ****in’ awesome!” exclaimed Rolando Pepnik (28), as he went for his daily run. (see his website, http://www.militaryworkouts.org)
The animal control department of Fort Lee (www.controlyranimalsfortlee.org) calmed the pony; and its employee, Cheryl Broadbound [age not disclosed], fed it a carrot. “I always carry carrots. It’s a healthy snack,” confided Broadbound.
The Fort Lee Police Department will investigate how the pony crossed the bridge, and who it belongs to. “Believe me, we will get to the bottom of this,” stated Sgt. Francis McGree flatly. “The department takes every incident in our purview very seriously. Especially in an election year.” [donations accepted by department for charity work with “unruly youth.”]
Mr. Pepnik then asked Ms. Broadbound for a date at a local wine bar. Results to be reported later. [add website address, http://www.loveatfirstsightitcanhappen.org].
The itinerant pony. Naughty, Naughty!
Buzzy Widewheeler: the best darned journalist in Northern New Jersey 